TITS and Cats Herding Technique *

I know its cheep – but it is much easier than writing on philosophy.

Driving traffic to a Blog is like “Herding Cats” (a metaphor to an Impossible mission).
Herding is the act of bringing individual animals together into a group (herd), maintaining the group and moving the group from place to place—or any combination of those (Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia).
O.K – Now think of Cats… Get it ???

Trip N’ Burn presents : a photo by Someone who deserves a credit ©
I don’t want to be accused of plagiarism – but I really don’t remember where I got it from.

So, I said it before – I’ve noticed that for some obscure reasons, any post with the Term “TITS” in its title and Tag, is bringing in visitors “Like bees to honey” – or, as they say in our places: “Like flies to shit”…
And, once again I have to get a boost of “Posts views” (for the sole reason of beating my feminist friend in the race for higher stats’ score).

As I see it – I’m giving you the Treat of clicking on a post titled with a Promise for some thing, I have no intension of Delivering… I know what you wished for – and it ain’t what you got !!!

* Technique is a procedure used to accomplish a specific activity or task (thanks, Wiki).

Hot Wildlife chicken breast Roasted with love –
Cutting Edge Art that will give you a Heartbreak…

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My Ideas regarding Art Photography and Video (1).

My Theories and Ideas regarding Art and Photography…

I’m not only about Burning Man and Burning Man Festival – I am also about ART.
I said it once and will say it again – I am an Exhibitionists.
I dream of one day making an Exhibition of only Me – With lots of Ego-Trippin etc.
My Philosophy of Art is that every thing you put in context of an Art Place –
Is ART.

Take a look at this photo for example –
It is a model of a venue I want to install:

Trip N’ Burn presents : ” Art vs. Bob ” made by The Plucked Rat © – Click for more…

I had this Dream about an Art Project I make in the future –
It is of an Art Palace full of Video Art installations of My Self –
On Big Screens and in Close-Ups… (the-big-ego-trip),
And in this Fun Event I’ll combine Low Art with Mighty Fine Art.
Make a full of the spectators and lure them to believe they see Art –
When in fact all they see is merely Bob…

You enter this Random Art Exhibition as if you entered a Candy Shop –
An Eye Candy shop… Full of Cool Things that’ll give you a culture-shock.
Pink – Blue – Green – Yellow… That sort of shit –
You know – STUFF…

Note: I am a Wannabie Artist – for sell – and god dam it – the demand now a days is very low for the crap I’m selling – so obviously, the prices went down – and if you ask me – now is the time to buy… buy… buy…

If you think crazy Video Performances can be good shit –
Wait till the smoke goes away – Then the Rat goes loose…

Burning Man Photo: Titis on the roof

Here is a nice photo 4 U guys (of 4 pairs of tits) – Were else, but in Burning Man.

Amazing Fact: Sex Still Sells !!!
Because I saw how much you loved the “Critical Tits Bicycle Ride” post,
I decided to give you some more of the same dish…

So here’s three pairs of tits on the roof of an RV with a lucky bastard –
That only god knows, what the fuck is he holding between his legs…

Trip N’ Burn presents : a photo by Alon Truman ©

If anyone has a notion of what this yellow thing is –
Comment below and let us all know…
It all looks as something from the 1990s…
No Fucking Bullshit, it is a Heartbreak form of Art – Look and Weep…
And Remember – You don’t need Visas to go there !!!

Hot Topless playa chicks on a Hot RV roof top – It is no Art, But they are Nude in a Parking Lot (even if in Black Rock)…

Burning Man Photo: The Critical Tits Bicycle Ride

Critical Mass Rides are non-commercial, non-competitive and usually not as Fun.

First of all I hardly ride my bicycle – I ride a scooter !!!
Second – It is almost suicide to ride them – one could get run over by a truck or so…
But, talking about a Day Trip in Black Rock City – Enter this to your Shopping List :
When Going to Burning Man Festival – Do Not Forget to bring Your Bikes !!!

Trip N’ Burn presents : a photo taken by Tzur Noy ©

If anyone wonders what this photo is taking the piss of –
“Critical Mass is an event ( typically held on the last Friday of every month in cities around the world ) where bicyclists and other self-propelled commuters, take to the streets. The ride was originally founded with the idea of drawing attention to how unfriendly the city was to bicyclists…” (text from Wikipedia).

In Burning Man Festival – on Friday afternoon – There is a huge Ride of Top-Less gorges hot women of all ages. It was originally founded with the idea of drawing attention to how unfriendly the gravity was to their titis… Say what ??? Now don’t you start talking of corporate take over and shit… man…

And naturally, I consider this an act of Psychedelic Performance Art –
And a good one as well – a Fluxus Fun Event of Urban Public Nude Art –
It is Cutting Edge… Seriously – – –
Imagen you are surrounded by 360 Topless Artists – ain’t it a Wildlife… Extraterrestial !

Hot Topless Playa Chick: when in Burning Man Festival –
Get on a Bicycle, and don’t miss on the Critical Tits Ride !